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DEPARTAMENTO DOS DEDOS GROSSOS EM TECLADO PEQUENINO...

A man received a message from his neighbour:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home... In fact, much more than you do. I confess this now because I am feeling very much guilt. I Hope you will accept my sincere apologies."
 

The man shot the wife... A few minutes later he received another message:
"Sorry sir, spelling mistake... wifi, not wife".